Darrel Issa – Yogi Berra Reincarnate

In response to the problems of the Secret Service in Columbia Rep Issa, R-Calif., “chairman” of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, said on CBS’ “Face the Nation.”

“Things like this don’t happen once if they didn’t happen before,”

Of course it if hasn’t happened before then according to his statement it couldn’t have ever happened at all because there could never be a first time either. Simply, according to the Book of Issa it cant happen because it hadn’t happened before. Therefore I guess he must believe that it never happened at all but then we have to wonder why did he made the statement in the first place? Oh wait! he is a politician and by definition a performer, perhaps he was practicing his ventriloquist act and got confused between dummies. As “chairman of a House of Representatives Committee” he holds a position of leadership but one must wonder if this leader has lost his compass or just his marbles.

About safrisri

I was a school teacher until retirement. I have taught at all educational levels from pre-school to college. My college degree is general science which I arrived at after 5 years and 5 different majors. A degree as it turns out, almost as valuable and in demand as one in Neo-Bulgarian Mythology. I have been around education for around 40 years and can remember when teaching was a pleasant, happy and creative job and our schools were the same. Now I'm the guy sitting on the porch with an opinion on everything.
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One Response to Darrel Issa – Yogi Berra Reincarnate

  1. EllaDee says:

    I love it… the best marriage of circumlocution and obfuscation I have seen.

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