I was going to sarcastically quote my shortest resolution ever; ” .”
But then I realized that there had been 24 different New Years celebrated on spaceship Earth as the clock ticked. I decided that my short resolution although succinct and impeccably written and punctuated was not going to work well for a person who likes to talk, so:
Fat people will still dance
Ugly people with bad hair will still sing
Your appearance still reflects not your mind
Hair color still does not mirror your age
Snow will melt to spring
The New Year
Happy New Year to all
* Even though, against my hopes for the new year,the dog still got me up at 4 AM so that I could write this.
Most people do not realize just how inspiring a dog’s timing can be!