Mother’s Day


Some thoughts on Mother’s Day.

Remember, ” You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time , but you can’t fool mom”

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries

The phrase “working mother” is redundant. ~Jane Sellman

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. ~Author Unknown

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. ~Spanish Proverb

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. ~Aristotle

A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have. ~Robert Brault,

Mother is a verb, not a noun. ~Proverb

It’s not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. ~From the television show The Golden Girls

Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother. ~Moorish Proverb

 

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About safrisri

I was a school teacher until retirement. I have taught at all educational levels from pre-school to college. My college degree is general science which I arrived at after 5 years and 5 different majors. A degree as it turns out, almost as valuable and in demand as one in Neo-Bulgarian Mythology. I have been around education for around 40 years and can remember when teaching was a pleasant, happy and creative job and our schools were the same. Now I'm the guy sitting on the porch with an opinion on everything.
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