Masochists Come In Many Flavors

As I was walking the dogs this A.M. I noticed that several irrigation systems  were running after we had an inch or so of torrential rain yesterday afternoon. Now I know that most of you have heard of S and M (Sado-Masochistic). You know S&M, enjoying, giving and receiving pain. Well  after this mornings walk I believe I have identified  a sub-class of S and M called M and M. (not made by the Mars candy company) This subclass tends to have very dark green, dense lawns and water them even after a heavy rain. M and M is short  for Mower-Masochistic. Look for individuals trapped in the evil web of M&Mthey’re  all around us often totally camouflaged by the work environment. Most can be identified by a faint greenish tint to the soles of their shoes or the aroma of  eau de fertile cologne.


About safrisri

I was a school teacher until retirement. I have taught at all educational levels from pre-school to college. My college degree is general science which I arrived at after 5 years and 5 different majors. A degree as it turns out, almost as valuable and in demand as one in Neo-Bulgarian Mythology. I have been around education for around 40 years and can remember when teaching was a pleasant, happy and creative job and our schools were the same. Now I'm the guy sitting on the porch with an opinion on everything.
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