How To prosper, be Happy and Find The Perfect Man According to the Hallmark Channel

1. You must be divorced, been jilted or your husband must have died
2. You must have worked in a high stress job in the big city or you are homeless
3. You must have at least one living relative that is either a precocious or special needs individual
4. You can only find happiness by moving back to your home town or a small town in the country
5. If you receive an inheritance property you must not sell it for any reason although you must consider selling
6. All good looking men run tree lots, Christmas Shops, or are handi-men.
7. True happiness only occurs after a terrible mis-understanding
8. The men who run the tree lots, Christmas shops or work as handi-men almost always still have an ex-girlfriend hanging around ( in some cases an unknown sister)
9. Become friends instead of romantically involved.
10. Pay attention to your girlfriends they know more than you do.
11. To find the perfect man you must at every opportunity go walking with one while big flakes of snow are falling.
12. If your flight is cancelled, invariably handsome men in the same situation will fill the airport and there will only be one rental car or one hotel room available in the town.
13. Your boss does not understand your need to be humane but you will be anyway.
14. If you don’t leave the big city the only way you will meet a good man is to start laying off employees.
15. You will either drive a Mercedes or a pile of junk.
16. You must have long blonde hair.
17. You must accept men with a two day beard and short hair as handsome
18. Your perfect man will always be understanding even when you are a jerk.
19. At some time you will either decorate or pick out a tree.
20. Pay attention to the slightly pudgy waitress at the local café she knows best.


About safrisri

I was a school teacher until retirement. I have taught at all educational levels from pre-school to college. My college degree is general science which I arrived at after 5 years and 5 different majors. A degree as it turns out, almost as valuable and in demand as one in Neo-Bulgarian Mythology. I have been around education for around 40 years and can remember when teaching was a pleasant, happy and creative job and our schools were the same. Now I'm the guy sitting on the porch with an opinion on everything.
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One Response to How To prosper, be Happy and Find The Perfect Man According to the Hallmark Channel

  1. Debra Mishak says:

    LOVE IT!!!!!! The list leaves millions of nice urban and suburban brunettes with no hope of true love 😢

    Merry Christmas to you and Lynn! 🎅🎅 I had a very quiet Christmas here, which suited me well. This weekend I am cleaning out closets and hopefully getting out my “always late but still in the holiday week” cards. I am in town till the middle of January, so I hope we can get together sometime. A couple of job opportunities have come my way, so I have some interesting decisions to make. Good brain work while I continue to clean and sort and organize during the next few days.

    Look forward to hearing from you, and getting together soon! Deb

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