Category Archives: humor

Brains Do Not Equal Smart

  I carve, wood burn and paint gourds as a hobby. Over the years  have learned the following things about gourds. Most importantly, when you work with a  gourd  you always have greater success when you recognize what a gourd … Continue reading

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Grocery Store Mysteries

The first person to eat cheese was hungry enough to eat spoiled milk. The first person to drink beer was drinking the liquid found on spoiled grain The first person to drink wine was imbibing spoiled grape juice The first … Continue reading

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It’s a bird, it’s a plane, It’s Seattle

The Seattle City Council on Monday passed a plan to tax businesses making at least $20 million in gross revenues about $275 per full-time worker each year. Yes that’s right Seattle is going to charge corporations a fee for creating … Continue reading

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I Feel The Need

Starbucks Chairman Howard Schultz said Thursday. “Starbucks bathrooms will be open to anyone who wants to use them, whether they’re a paying customer or not.” http://money.cnn.com/2018/05/10/news/companies/starbucks-howard-schultz-bathrooms/index.html This is going to get interesting for Starbucks next winter in northern climes. Will … Continue reading

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Special Proscuitto

I’ve been pondering the question, ” When the government creates and then  appoints  a special prosecutor dies it in effect  provide prima facie evidence and an admission that there is corruption in our government?” Simply put when a government appoints … Continue reading

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Just Spoofing You

There once was a world famous piano tuner whose name was Mr. Opporknockity. Oppornockity gained true fame in the music industry as it seems that once Mr. Opporknockity tuned a piano it never needed to be tuned again.. Mr. Opporknockity’s … Continue reading

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Damned For All Time

‘You can and you can’t-You shall and you shan’t-You will and you won’t-And you will be damned if you do-And you will be damned if you don’t.’ ” … Lorenzo Dow. From this quote I can only assume that Lorenzo … Continue reading

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